Baldfaced hornet

Today I learned what a Baldfaced Hornet looks like. I learned this because I also learned what it felt like to be stung by one. I was honestly not doing anything to disrupt this guy and all of a sudden felt him right under my arm. I thrashed violently and knocked him on the ground. Keep reading →

Pick up the paper, idiot

Well, here’s something I learned: pick up the newspaper before mowing the grass. Even if the newspaper isn’t in the grass. Even if you are sure you will avoid/miss it since it is on pavement. Even if you think you’re really careful and won’t need to pick it up. Just do it already.

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